simran raj bhyana
simran.gpt 0 of 9 stamps
Dead Poets Society
Satyajit Ray
2001: A Space Odyssey
Muhammad Ali
Steve Jobs, Think different
Simran on a Hire Me poster
Kalpa with Kinner Kailash
Whiplash
Bhagat Singh, lovers, lunatics and poets
A monastery in mist
You vs You
The Truman Show
The Local Train
Money is for buying time
Float like a butterfly

i’m simran. i take complex products and make them precise, differentiated and commercially inevitable for the exact customer they are built for.

six years, 50+ brands, and this winter i’m in leh, writing ladakh for its government

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i’m simran. i take complex products and make them precise, differentiated and commercially inevitable for the exact customer they are built for.

six years, 50+ brands, and this winter i’m in leh, writing ladakh for its government

my desires often tell me who i amas india as india can getevery place has a crop cycle, nobody carescuriosity is my currencythe harvest is in, the fields are resting, and nobody here is in a hurrypunch up at power, punch sideways at culture, never punch down at povertyi am loyal to nothing but this. and yet.aunties running tight shipsdeath by delayed gratificationnashe mein dooba nahi, bas bheega main
the work, nine prints, nine stamps

i can do fast but nobody can do good as good as me

the counter, what you can hire me for

if you need someone who can do almost anything in writing, marketing, websites and ai systems without being asked twice

01 of 04

the crafty writer

i write lines that do a job. a headline that changes who the buyer thinks they are, a film script that names the thing nobody says, a deck that argues for itself before anyone in the room has to. i will write two hundred options to find the one that sounds like it was always there, in english, hindi or the hinglish your customer actually speaks.

admit one · the crafty writerone linea tagline or positioning line, from two hundred options down to one, with the reasoninga week · [your price]
no. 11book it
admit one · the crafty writera film or reel scriptconcept, script and shot notes for an ad film or a reel series, hinglish if it needs to beone to two weeks · [your price]
no. 12book it
admit one · the crafty writera brand voicea voice guide with rules, banned words and twenty lines written in ittwo weeks · [your price]
no. 13book it
02 of 04

the t-shaped marketer

i started in performance and crm, ran social, media buying, events and sales enablement, and went deep on positioning, so when i fix a story i also fix the funnel it has to travel through. fifty brands across real estate, consumer tech, ott, auto and b2b saas taught me which parts of a playbook travel and which ones only work in the deck.

admit one · the t-shaped marketera positioning sprinticp, competitors, the misframe, one line, three pillars and a battlecard your sales team will usetwo weeks · [your price]
no. 21book it
admit one · the t-shaped marketera launch planthe go-to-market for one launch, channels, sequence, budget split and the story it all hangs ontwo weeks · [your price]
no. 22book it
admit one · the t-shaped marketera marketing auditwhat your brand says, what buyers hear and the five fixes that matter, in one honest documentone week · [your price]
no. 23book it
03 of 04

the product builder

i turn a spec into working software with ai, not a mockup that waits for a developer. this site, a private app with a library of 212 essays, a chess teacher with its own engine, a political ideology test and an engine that reads sales calls all went from a document to something you can open, usually in days, and i write the spec the way a product marketer would, starting from who it is for.

admit one · the product buildera website built with aidesign, words and code for a site that sounds like you, live on your domaintwo to three weeks · [your price]
no. 31book it
admit one · the product buildera working prototypeyour product idea as clickable, working software you can put in front of userstwo weeks · [your price]
no. 32book it
admit one · the product builderai consultancy and systemswhere ai should take work off your team, then the agents, prompts and notion or sheet system that does itone to two weeks · [your price]
no. 33book it
04 of 04

the team leader

i led a team of seven at 23 and trained a sales floor twice my age, ran writers and retainers in agencies at three launches a week, and now lead content on 61 brochures and maps and 150 posts a month for ut ladakh tourism. i set the standard, write the first one myself, and make the team better than the sum of its people.

admit one · the team leadera full-time roleproduct marketing, brand or content lead, in leh, gurugram or remotefrom your date · [your price]
no. 41book it
admit one · the team leadera fractional leadtwo days a week running your marketing and the people in itthree months or more · [your price]
no. 42book it
admit one · the team leadera team workshoppositioning, writing or ai workflows, taught on your own work, for your teamone day · [your price]
no. 43book it
simran.gpt, the interview before the interview

ask the version of me that never sleeps. it knows my work, my numbers, my politics and what i’m bad at, and it will tell you when it doesn’t know.

open simran.gpt
how my mind works

I think like a mess. I ship like a system.

  1. captureeverything goes in raw, a competitor’s tagline, a stance from a meeting i wasn’t supposed to be in, one line buried in a 40-page brief
  2. let a shape formnot a plan, an architecture, because you have to throw enough at the wall before the wall starts talking back
  3. kill the sharp onessome ideas are good and still don’t belong, and with pain in heart, they go
  4. make a rhythmshort here, long there, breathe, hit, until someone else can follow it without seeing the mess
  5. ship the systemi think like a mess and i ship like a system, not despite the mess, because of it
everything i built and every spec i wrote, with why
Leh, poplars at dusk
the window, leh, this winter

i went looking for a landscape and found people.

i have wanted the mountains longer than i have wanted any job. one winter at hyatt in dharamkot, twenty days in ladakh without a phone, and now the honour of writing it for its own people, so i’m staying for the cold, because on a mountain the adventure sport isn’t the trek, it’s living there.

read it, three minutes
the route, ten times the shell cracked

there are fundamentals you need to stabilize before you attempt the ceiling

2016

jee advanced didn’t happen, so i took hotel school in chandigarh instead

engineering → hospitality
jul 2019

a winter at hyatt in dharamkot, above mcleodganj, watching the mountains, the economy of the hotel and the life of people inside it, outside it and across himachal

hotels → how places live
2020

the hotel emptied out and a four-person leather brand in pune needed one person to do all of its marketing, and i did everything for them

service → marketing
jul 2022

promoted to marketing manager at 23, with a ₹100 crore launch and a team of seven

doer → owner
2023

a gurgaon agency, and five writers at my table better than me

big fish → small pond
2024

sandisk, m&s and wd black in the same year, and a team of four that became a team of one

writer → system
12 dec 2025

i quit my job with no offer in hand

agency → reset
dec 2025 to apr 2026

116 days, ten kilos, 400 metres to 10 km, about sixty essays and a hundred ai systems

planner → builder
1 sep 2026

turned 28 landing in leh, twenty days without a phone, then drew a knot and wore it

noise → quiet
12 oct 2026

joined vinsan to write ladakh for its government, and decided to stay the winter

visitor → resident
the body, 2026

it's health first, wealth second, people third, legacy last.

in 116 days i went from not being able to run 400 metres to running 10 km without stopping, and ten kilos came off on the way, with no trainer and a lot of chicken.

Simran in an India jersey, before
Simran in the same jersey, after
the desk, about sixty essays and ten drawers to put them in

i have always wanted to be a thinker and writer of significance to society's evolution.

  1. sep 2026things i did in ladakhtravel, photographs
  2. may 2026Tokens are the new line itemsai, founder notes
  3. mar 2026Momentumwork, product marketing
  4. mar 2026Chaotic Creationswork
  5. feb 2026The Content Trapwork
  6. feb 2026More is not less, it’s zeroai, work
  7. Why I hate advertisingin the drawer
  8. Those who would and those who wouldn’tin the drawer
  9. apr 2026a one-man, million agents operating systemin the drawer
  10. jun 2026Anatomy of an AI marketing setupin the drawer
  11. mar 2026India After Gandhi, part one: the lost moral vocabularyin the drawer
  12. You Think You’re Special. So Why Do You Act Like Everyone Else?in the drawer
  13. Why collective matters to mein the drawer
  14. aug 2026my mountain homein the drawer
  15. apr 2026116 daysin the drawer
  16. How farin the drawer
open the desk

the shelf, things i built

pull one out. some are live, some are specs, one died in two days, and each of them taught me something i could not have read.

oct 2026 · live
registera private phone app for one person, holding the day, a library of 212 essays on 28 books and a wall of photosopen it, or click the book again
preact, vite, typescript, a pwa
the whole workshop, with every spec
the rest of the wall

reading, cooking, singing, writing, working, running, editing, lifting are the only things i need to be seen doing

A man with a television for a headMoney flying off a man’s headA path through a green fieldPrayer flags and a peakA Himachali man in a capWho are you when nobody is watchingThe Big ShortA window onto a mountainA meditating figure among planetsA man watching his house burnA Hindi verseRavi ShankarA figure in the golden ratioA mountain houseClimbers on a ridgeAli under waterA street at nightLight through a window
filmsPather Panchali, Charulata, Udaan, Rashomon, Ikiru, Tokyo Story, Seven Samurai, Bicycle Thieves, Citizen Kane, Vertigo, The Godfather, Parasite, Memories of Murder, Satya, Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro, Wild Tales, Kumbalangi Nights
seriesThe Wire, The Sopranos, Chernobyl, Dark, Mad Men, Band of Brothers
on the stageSteve Martin, Daniel Kitson, Stewart Lee, James Acaster
in the earsSeedhe Maut, Kaavish, Khruangbin, and Faiz Ahmed Faiz on the bad nights
on the pileNotes from Underground, Siddhartha, Man’s Search for Meaning, The Stranger, Norwegian Wood, The Old Man and the Sea
outsidecricket till kohli retires, chess, boxing, and Pin Bhaba Pass before this year ends
posters on my wall belong to their makers
say something, it goes straight to me

warmth enough to live without consumer entertainment, fire enough to cook and tell stories around.

or write straight to srbhyana@gmail.com, call or whatsapp +91 70158 20056

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